January 2013
24 posts
hungarian:
when i’m old, kids will think i’m so ancient bc it’s like ‘holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
I want to sneak out with somebody.
I just want to get up in the middle of the night and spend some time alone with someone. We could go have a midnight snack at McDonald’s or just walk around and talk about things we normally wouldn’t. Or maybe we could go enjoy ourselves at a park and play on the swings, or we could climb a roof and just watch the stars in silence - nothing but just good vibes...
Girl Pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
Boy's Pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.
WHEN A GUY I LIKE HASNT TEXTED ME BACK
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE:
WHEN HE DOES:
ribbonbomb:
With me either I am showered with thirty minutes of makeup and hair done or I haven’t changed out of my pajama pants in three days. There is no inbetween.
iwasthomasriddle:
maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger
juilan:
The dates on my papers will look like this for a few weeks
December 2012
50 posts
AFTER AN UGLY GUY BUYS ME A DRINK
howdoiputthisgently:
When I think about all the stupid things ive done...
welpthisisawkward:
I sit there like,
When my roommates try to get me out of bed when im...
welpthisisawkward:
Im like,
WHEN MY FRIEND AND I MAKE FUN NEW YEARS PLANS
howdoiputthisgently:
person: *doesn't reply*
me: they hate me
me: i hate me
me: everyone hates me
aud-ler:
what i have learned from talking about my feelings
it’s better to not talk about my feelings
WHEN I GO TO A PARTY AND SEE SOMEONE BRING A...
whatshouldavlcallme:
What if the world ends and I don't have any...
itsdavidyall:
